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Calumny: Today’s Word (Vocab Builder – Not To Be Confused With Word of God)
calumny(n.) an attempt to spoil someone else’s reputation by spreading lies (Deacon Jones’ calumny ended up running off ten church members.)
Posted in Today's Word (Vocab Builder)
Tagged calumny, deacons, gossip, running off church members, Today's Word
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The First Baptist Church of Discontent: Comedic Child
After the worship service several deacons immediately went to the Pastor complaining that Billy Ray Bob’s boy, Jonathan, was disrupting worship with his eyeball trick.
The First Baptist Church of Discontent, Anywhere, USA: Feedback from Super Bowl Sunday
I wish somebody around this church would get some organizational skills. We had a deacons meeting last Sunday and I missed the first five minutes of the game.
The First Baptist Church of Discontent, Anywhere, USA, January 26, 2012
Do you know any “Christians” who piss in the church’s soup all the time? Let’s see what’s happening at The First Baptist Church of Discontent, Anywhere, USA. Margaret Mouthwater, member, all her life “I can’t believe Billy Ray Griffin got … Continue reading
Posted in First Baptist Church of Discontent Anywhere USA
Tagged angry people, Baptist deacons, church, church relations, deacon elections, deacons, difficult people, First Baptist Church of Discontent Anywhere USA, negative people, pissing in the church's soup, Rev. Dr. Chris Ayers, The First Baptist Church of Discontent
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Just the person for church leadership: Bill Clinton
The Charlotte Observer Just the person for church leadership Bill Clinton may be unfit for office, but God seems to prefer using ‘wrong’ people. The buzzards are circling overhead. Some have already swooped down and are devouring the road kill. The road kill, … Continue reading
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Tagged Bill Clinton, bishops, church, church leadership, deacons, ecclesiastical requirements, forgiveness, God and outcasts, Jerome, Jesus and outcasts, Jesus and sinners, Monica Lewinsky, mortal sins, ordination, Presbyterian Church USA, prostitutes, Rahab, repentance, Saul, Saul the persecutor of the church, small sins, Southern Baptist Convention, St. Augustine, venial sins, worst possible people
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