Mark 41:4 (Goofed-up Bible)
Jesus said, “Go out in the world and do nice deeds to poor people, but do not invite poor people to your church. They will only complicate your nice religious community.”
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True, or “only give money to poor people, but dont share your life with them.”
Reminds me of a verse in a Jay-Z song about Hurricane Catrina….
“ponied up a mill, but I didn’t give my time,
so in reality I didn’t give a dime
or a damn,
I just put my money in their hands”