Goofed-up Bible, John 42:14-16

Jesus, having raised gobs of money by leading people to Christ, established a rather large net worth. Financial security achieved, Jesus purchased several nice homes and built the Jesus Library in his hometown of Nazareth.  The Jesus Library was organized around the themes of “The Man,” “The Ministry,” “The Message,” and “The Mission”.  Many people rededicated their lives to live like Jesus because of their visit to the Jesus Library.  (John 42:14-16, Goofed-up Bible)

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