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First Baptist Church of Discontent – Paid Nursery Worker

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First Baptist Church of Discontent: The Church Life of a Young Boy at FBCD

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First Baptist Church of Discontent – Some are singing for show

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First Baptist Church of Discontent: Newcomer’s Opinion On Music

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First Baptist Church of Discontent: Disgruntled Little “Angel”

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First Baptist Church of Discontent: Church Music

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First Baptist Church of Discontent: Thermostat Wars

“This past Sunday in our sanctuary I thought I was an iced drink in a cooler.” “No more suits for me on Sunday.  The guy who is setting the thermostat is trying to keep his wife happy and has no … Continue reading

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First Baptist Church of Discontent: Hats In The Sanctuary

It’s one thing for a lady to wear a hat while in our sanctuary but we’ve got a man who will not take off his hat.  It is so rude.  I see that hat and I am unable to listen … Continue reading

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First Baptist Church of Discontent: Boy At The End Of His Rope

I’m not going to memorize any more Bible verses.  This is so BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

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First Baptist Church of Discontent: Even The _________ ________ Complain At This Church

“The guy they’ve got cooking the Wednesday night Fellowship Meal – please don’t call him a cook.  He can’t boil water.” (green pepper waiting to be cut)

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